Life in Aussie

Ah~~...Exam is finally over...
No more stress for 2 weeks~~
Although I hardly wish to get back my results...

Unfortunately, holidays also brings boredom...(Ah...Deja vu)...

Oh well, at least this time...

This is entertainment

Latest Sand-box (GTA style) game

Lift Broken or Full?

"Run" up the wall vertically then...Ensures never late for work again.

Helicopters?
"Wolverine" them to death

Or

Just "Grab" a ride...Literally.
Still missing your flight?

No worries...
DIY flying kit...New feature in Alex Mercer's hoodie.


Low on health?
On the go snacks are available...at Infectious Manhattan, the new fast food franchises.
Ranging from humans to bigger infected depending on your appetite.
(GST included)

Of course its nice...its mine...
(For those complaining there is little picture of me in the blog...Keep complaining...)

Before any of this post is being read, sources come from modification of songs that might kill me.

If I were to be killed, I wouldn't want anyone to go to my family and tell them the reason why...

For starters,
WE got a whole list of B'day stacked up ... It's a good thing I guess,
Birthday wish can be used for exam purposes.

So therefore, today we bring forward celebration of Sze Earn's birthday... Due to lack of cameramen and I am lazy to go grab pictures. (Workload is heavy these days lad...)

So I will just wish Sze Earn an early Happy Birthday...

(you wish...)
Apparently everyone's birthday "suffers" some kind treatment from this blogger...
THIS time, no exceptions...
So I modified a song which I wonder how many knew...

(reference: Teriyaki Boys, JJ and Rudy)

(Re-edited...Still in time for her Birthday)

I wonder if you know
How Sze Earn really really do,
IF you've lived it and have seen it
Then you surely really know.

She's Fast and furious!
tick, tick, tick
Cepat dan Ganas!*
tick, tick, tick.

Hey somebody ... help me with this la,
She gonna kill if she finds it,
I only post ... a little bit,
Anymore of this I go bye bye!

Caring, YEA!
Understanding, YEA!
I only said this, sedikit
It's after all in her birthday list,
So for this, she's the VIP.

Even though her looks are deceiving,
She is actually easy going,
Screaming, Beating, Laughing, Shouting,
None of us even flinching,
Happy Birthday to you from me,
Need to say her good so please faham,
Smiling, Laughing, Saying...(Thank You!)
Hopefully she dun get angry...

Happy Birthday Sze Earn!

*(Tan, W. X. 2009)

Ah...done...I better start hoping(?) she doesn't read blogs that often... Haha... then maybe I can live to see my exam.

For everyone that suffers depression...

(Ah...I can see my grandmother in the tunnel of light....)

Edited : Sorry Andrew!... I only remembered your birthday after I posted...

Anyway...

Happy 18th Birthday
and Enjoy your 18th year with us all,
in Albert House,
and hope you have a bright and glimmering,
future ahead in this year,
and the years and years to come.

Good in your exams as well!

I promised I will finish my greetings here...

So henceforth,

Lets recap...

Your good Roomie decided to get you gloves and scarf on Sunday...Yea, that's the reason you have to suffer starvation, it's for your sake.

Do You Think He Got It?

NO!!

He decided it lacks of something more private and decided to get you :

SpongeBob Square Boxers!

Yup...That's your considerate Roomie...
P/s: Take care of your boxers, these is gonna cause uproar in the laundry room...

This is aftermath...

I suppose the during part is nothing "unexpected" happened...Other than Mochi(?) decided to Wish You Happy Birthday!

Last but not least,

Hope you enjoy What We Have Prepared For You...

You are always a great friend,
One to rely on, always
Understanding and caring...

Realise the fact that,
Of all thing we have done for others,
Consider this the best and...

Keep those creams off your jacket!!

P/s: NVM...UPDATE ON MISSION CREAM JEM...

• Plan A: Failed (Thanks to Darrel missing the cake)
• Plan B: Failed (Failure to hit a sleeping target...6 a.m. in the morning)
  
• Resulting Epic Failure.
• Too Depressing to post any pictures on it...

Mission Failed...
(we'll get you some day...)

Hm...hardly got time to blog these days, exam is closer than ever ... even literature essay is torturing these days.

Something as an enjoyment as last week was drama monologue.
Matt gave me a weeny weird idea which I am quite interested to find out how well it works...
Monologue one is...Apocalypse Now...and old movie,
Monologue two is The Explainers... don't really know what this is...
and anything that's in bracket is added to make sense...

I remember...I...I...I cried [as] I used to be Superman. It was a full time occupation[but now] I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn’t know what I wanted to do [when] I used to go rescuing people all the hell over the place. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget. Whenever you looked, I was there, saving somebody- from burning buildings, aeroplanes about to crash, from earthquakes and tsunamis. Then one day I pulled this girl from the river.

Do you think she thanked me?No!

Take two:

No!

She only wanted to know why I had this compulsion to rescue.And then I realize - like I was shot...Like I was shot with a diamond...A diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought “My God, she accused me of doubting my masculinity and hence my exhibitionist tendencies. She wanted to know why I didn't spend more time reading.The genius of that, the genius, she took one long took at my cape and said that I was latent transvesitite and why my costume is so skin tight. The will to do that.” Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure.

Special thanks to Matt for picture and idea...It went too well in the wrong way...The pictures are an inside joke...Right Lu Ter?
Heaven favours for those doing drama in a couple of hours...Some will need more than just luck(medication)...others will live without luck...drama is a talent anyway.

2nd part of the blog will be posted soon....time for me to system shutdown...